So You Want To Kill Some Time?

Other than the Helicopter game on iGoogle, this is the best possible way to do it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Unusual_articles

If You See These Bumperstickers, You Know Who To Thank.

Dear Nintendo,

You should put some serious consideration into making a bumper sticker that says something to the effect of: "I'd Rather Be Driving My Mario Kart" or "My Other Car Is A Mario Kart." Maybe you could insert them into a future issue of Nintendo Power or perhaps just package them along with the new Wii game when it comes out.
Thanks In Advance,
Mike

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Hi Mike,
We appreciate hearing about the types of advertising items that you would like to see from us in the future. While there hasn't been an announcement concerning a bumper stick similar to what you described, you never know what the future holds!
As the worldwide leader and innovator in the creation of interactive entertainment, and because of our history of pushing the limits of gameplay and design, you can always count on Nintendo offering the most imaginative products.
In the meantime, keep checking our website's news section for the latest information and announcements.
Thank you for your e-mail.
Nintendo of America Inc.
Bruce Mann

This cracked me up on the bus the other day

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/this_gap_sweater_is_fucking

Watch me as I post!

RING RING.

"Hello?"
"Hey Mike, it's Mike from a week in the future. Prepare to enjoy Iron Monkey's Our Problem."
"Iron Monkey? You're crazy. That's the worst band name I've ever heard."

"Trust me, man. I've got to run though...there are some babes outside with bags full of diamonds waiting to take me out on a date."

"Alright, awesome. Thanks for the heads up."